Wish you were here? Of course you do... thats why you paid for it.

After a big wallet rape from one of my rich ass worshipping followers Mr. moneybag filled me up fierce and fast! I decided to take a vacation 48 hours later all on his and you dorks cash. 6 nights of pure luxury Spa, a personal butler, daily spa treatments and jacuzzi in my overlooking the ocean in the Caribbean.