What a fantastic way to start off the week with a call from a complete and utter total freak-o caller. Once again just when I thought I'd heard some pathetic fetishes this pansy calls me. He calls me up and introduces himself as "Sissy Crissy the bimbo clown loser". He wants to have a big red nose shoved on and have a big smile like a clown painted on his face so he's in permanent smile mode no matter what I do to him! I decided exactly what I would do... I would make Sissy Chrissy a glittery frilly blinged out bozo bitch. Now who the fuck would want this stupid ass fetish? I told him I was going to blog this so I could share with the class exactly what kind of total rejects exist out there. I mean come on a fucking clown fetish??? REJECT!!
Last week I decided I'd take a little romp out to wine country while you poor ass bastards were sitting behind a desk. I was in the sun getting sinfully giddy. Thanks to my BostonBean loser who paid for a wonderful case of Chardonnay from Firestone for me. $$$$
Look at me.... How hot am I?
Indulge me with $50.00 for my next midweek getaway as you work your pathetic ass off while I play!
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