Happy New Year Jerktards, Admirers and people who think im hysterical

I've been traveling over the holidays from NYC to Vegas. Lot's of beautiful parties filled with beautiful people and of course I was there in the center of it all. I met up with one of my stunning and shockingly hot married losers in Manhattan. He bought my girlfriend and I dinner and then went went to scores and each got $1000 to blow on the hot ass strippers. Wow were they tasty.
I got a ton of great prezzies!!
These just came to the door today.
My sexy new Betsey Johnson shoes from my shoe whore Mike.