Yes Friday and UPS are 2 of my favorite things in life. I love even more when my loyal shoe slut mike impresses me with yet another pair of fabulous Betsey Johnson shoes to my already HUGE collection of designer shoes. I scuffed my Louboutin mary jane wedges Grrrrrrrr. Back to the new shoes. Mike is the number #1 shoe slut at this moment a lot of you foot losers better step up to the plate! Friday is also pedicure day from Steve! Good job on remembering exactly what I need every single Friday. I just posted 2 new pairs of shoes on my wishlist. Losers go fetch those for me. I need to prance my prissy bitchy little self in them. I'm starting to crave a vacation. I really think i need to get away and get a serious tan. I also need a new 42 inch plasma t.v for my room. It's just like always about me isn't it?
Today was also a fun new caller who's half asian half white. He loved the way I ripped him apart and told him that I was way too good for his stupid ass. we had so much fun!
Time for me to hit the gym! Now go fetch me those shoes losers... hop to my wish list.... NOW...
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