The weather has been so incredible, yesterday was 89 degrees I got a really nice tan on my winter whiteness. This amazing weather makes me all giddy for summer and large bouts of wallet raping. I wanted to share yet another fucking reject into the stable of lifes rejects. As I enjoy my hot afternoon I get a call from this loser I think he was in Minnesota or something boring like that. He told me it was snowing so of course I thought what a fun time to take advantage of the Winter wonderland that I only deal with from afar. The reject was dancing around naked for me and let me tell you... not a pretty site..... As I was nearly at my gagging point I needed to now make myself laugh. I told the fucktard to go outside and get a bowl of some of that fresh snow and bring it back to the cam for me. YES!! now... time to fuck it... He said he had'nt had sex in a while so, I thought I would help him with that and he proceeded to fuck his bowl of snow until his little shrimp dick eventually slipped right back into his body... When you're only working with like 4 inches thats not really hard in a bowl of snow.. ya know? After all, I think it was kinda sweet of me in the first place to let him fuck anything.. don't you agree?
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