Let the Countdown To Hanukkah begin!

Let the Countdown To Hanukkah begin! Click and send gifts NOW. How cute are these pantys! No thats not my ass!
I think I want to go to Las Vegas for Xmas. I think im going to book that right now. Need spending money and spa treatments my dear losers so, lets let the tributes flow. Thank you pigs.
A long time caller called today he is an official PIG yes, he is the Po-Po. (police for those who don't speak jive) He is so fat and nasty and he really adores being locked in a cage and having doughnuts smashed in his fat face. He is even so lame and sad that his own wife left him for another man cuz his ass was to pathetic and wussy. That is hysterical and everytime he calls I laugh.. and then I laugh again.
Vegas is booked. Click, pay, click pay.... Bling Bling.. I win
Cheers and a Happy Sat Night to you.